The title of this review is "Principia Alicia" or "How I found the Goddess, and what I did to her when I found her", Wherein is explained absolutely everything worth knowing about the prettiest one, Alice Little. I'll skip to the chase-- Alice and I hit it off the moment we met. She didn't HAVE to meet me. I came into the ranch on her day off. I could have left without ever laying eyes on her, but an astute madam put us together on the phone, and Alice sped into work on what could have been a day off in order to meet a new stranger. Well, we met, and established immediately that we were both members of the same secret society. After an exchange of secret symbols, it was decided that we must perform the holy ritual of Discordian lovemaking. Here is the truth-- Alice is no mere mortal, oh no, she is actually the embodiment of the Goddess Eris, our sweet lady of Chaos, unpredictability, strange luck and giggling good times. Is Alice Little right for you? Consult your pineal gland, and your seminal glands, too. All signs should point to YES. Ordinarily, I like to give ladies a five-star raring, but in this case I rate Alice FIVE GOLDEN APPLES. Making love to her will open your third eye, illuminate your soul, and leave you with a goofy smile on your face. All hail the Goddess!
HAIL CHAOS! HAIL DISCORDIA! HAIL LOVE MAKING! Seriously, this was the best reason to ever get a speeding ticket ever. I quite literally sped into work, collected a speeding ticket along the way, and met this awesome guy right here. <3
this is no surprise larz, Alice is an awesome lady and I know she loves to please even on her day off
Well, we will have to discuss your ability to talk your way out of tickets. Surely, "the prettiest one" who is a goddess should be able to sweet talk a cop.
My powers can only be used for good, and random hilarity. I'd be a horrible goddess if I circumvented mortal law just to make my life easier
We really have to teach you how getting out of a traffic ticket won't completely upset the scales of justice. Or else, slow down.
You are a pretty lil starlet! and I agree with you, save your powers for the bigger issues in life and to use for good! I love your thinking a true goddess indeed
I really enjoyed reading this wonderful review. (aside from you getting the traffic ticket; it sounded like a great day!)
yes this girl has terminator like focus and she really puts her entire self into her party also the energizer bunny stands still compared to Alice