So I heard you needed a package delivered. Im well on my way over to service you with the best customer service available. Your getting prime I just have to make sure your package is wrapped and ready. When I arrive please feel free to inspect my contents. I have to be sure your package is handled correctly, and that I deliver the load. Please ask any questions when I handle your package. Be sure to also tell me where to properly place it. Remember. Im a amazon lady. And your getting prime service. Feel free to inspect the areas you want your package securely fit in. The areas may be very tight. This happens extremely often. If so a lubricant on the sides of the package will ensure a safe delivery. Even so me handling the package with your help of very strong hard pushes will make sure its firmly fitting. As it fits ill be making sure to feel the wrapping is snug. My prime service will tell you everything as we both work it into the most secure tight location on the planet earth. After its been delivered correctly you may pull it out and inspect the delivery areas. These areas are often wet, slippery, front door service is the best. Be sure to leave me your tip. I can withdraw it slowly so you enjoy every moment of my prime delivery. Order prime from the sagebrush ranch. Tour begins march 14 to march 31.
Well I never expected to find receiving a package from Amazon Arousing - But here I am - GREAT STORY !!!
Oh I loved this! Show up at my door in that uniform delivering a toy or some lube and lead me through how to use it as part of the new customer satisfaction service!
