::Getting Cheezy With Randy Ryder::

Hey I’m game!!


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

 

Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?

 

I couldn’t think of one, but Siri came through in a big way

 

How about I shift my stick into something else...

 

Damn, gurl, you've got some fine yams.

The holy spirit must be with you because you're getting a rise outta me.

 

Rise I say!


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Show me!


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Wow!

She’s good hehe!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

You just gave me a great new posting thread idea!


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Lol! Now that is a creative one!


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

We’ve had several! Xoxo


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Next up..... let’s talk division!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

And then multiple orgasms

 

Check check!


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Siri usually can come through in the clutch. I asked her for some Halloween costume ideas and she didn’t disappoint. I believe one of them was for me to get pointy ears, and a rhinestone jumpsuit, so I could be a disco elf. I should have followed her advice but sadly didn’t

 

Instead of gifts this year can we just exchange orgasms.

It's the gift giving season can I see your box?

 

How was your last skinny dip? I bet I can make your next one better.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

 

You like cereal? My c*ck is like Lucky Charms, it's magically delicious.

 

Next time then!


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Yummy. Hehe


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Check out my shamrocks!


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

These are both super cute!


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Yes and YES!!!


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.

I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.

Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?

 

I really like this one!


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Hey baby did you fall from heaven? Because you’re an angel

 

They Say Disneyland is The Happiest Place On Earth, Well Apparently they have never partied with Randy Ryder at the Bunny Ranch!

 

Such a good classic one though!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

HE HE!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Hey, i'm writing a telephone book.... May I have your number please?

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

If I flip this quarter, what are the chances of me getting head?

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

I really don't know if you're beautiful or not because I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Baby were you in the army? Because you make my privates stand to attention.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder