Annoying things in porn

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    Have you ever heard the saying "you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make them drink"? "Some people can't stand to be prosperous and subconsciously sabotage themselves"? This is the mentality of this year's team as a group.
     
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    I gotta admit, some of the girls in German porn are hot, though I wonder if every scene I’ve seen on YouPorn is from a really long movie called “Deliveries In The Rear,” coz everyone’s using the backdoor.
     
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  3. It's tougher on the guys than the girls. Since the focus is generally on the woman's parts and facial expressions. Unless she becomes a porn superstar she won't make that many movies (guys tend to like variety and novelty). But the male actors can make films on a daily basis. I know at SCORE it was 2 movies per day.

    The guy only meets the girl on the set. She could have bad breath, look like his sister, or be a bitch... it doesn't matter... he has to get hard on command. Then they frequently stop the action and make you redo what you just did after readjusting to get it from another angle... And he still has to keep it hard. Contrary to urban legend - there are no fluffers on the set. He has to be his own fluffer. The positions are directed rather than inspired. Then, they are told when to cum.
     
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  4. I guess it's a tough job, and there is more to it than we think. Still, less than stellar performances are annoying. I suppose it would pay to carry breath mints, not have a sister, and have anti-bitch tough skin.
     
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  5. LOL. Yes on all counts! [smilie=happy.gif]
     
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  6. And I can imagine a situation with some women who would scare us flaccid. . .
     
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  7. Towards the end of one of my films the director asked my co-star how long it would take him to cum because he was ready for the money shot. The answer was 4 minutes. He was 2 minutes into his 4 minute race to finish when the director yelled "CUT!" I couldn't believe it & I wondered if that wouldn't screw up "progress". He cut so he could ask the question, "Are you a shooter, sprayer, or dribbler? I just want to make sure the camera equipment is out of the way."
     
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  8. What if the answer had been "I dunno, depends on a lot of variables!" But then, that would probably be unprofessional. Yet another reason I've never been in line for a porno flick job.
     
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    Now I am wondering..... is there ever a need for a stunt double? :p
     
  10. The most annoying thing in porn for me as a straight girl who likes looking at men fucking girls they alwayyyysss only show the girl.. porn is made for men so the camera guy only focuses on the girl close up of her pussy and her face moaning but they never focus on the guy. I want to see the guy! I need porn that’s just for women so I can masturbate to sexy men. Haha!
     
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    It was Manning’s act
    He was on the stern show a bunch of times and the “ dropping loads” line was always used to introduce him
    Plus Howard would play the clip cause Robin would say how hot she thought he was even when he wasn’t goinv on the show

    Manning got some interest from it so he ran with it
     
  12. A behind the scenes thing I found annoying was that they forced me to come up with a fake name and then called me by my fake name the whole time. They also did not allow the actors to share information. If we were caught doing that we lost the deal. I found out they do this to keep actors from networking with each other and doig their own thing outside the studio.
     
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    I find the prolapsed anus thing annoying, like when did that become sexy? Or is that just a weird fetish ?
     
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  14. As Sonja said, there are a a lot of cuts and resets that are really obvious and distracting. In a word, annoying.
     
  15. Oh wow! I had to look that up. That's disgusting. BUT - probably a fetish. LOL. Porn is all about taboo and endless variation. |Ultimately nothing is off the table when it comes to stimulating lust.
     
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    I agree, & as I start to divulge in watching more porn, I realize that more & more.


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  17. Scene changes when I’m not expecting it. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve came and been like “nooooo it should have been 30 seconds earlier but I went too far and can’t stop it”

    That’s literally my own fault though and not the porn itself haha
     
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    I suggest you invest in the epic trilogy called Pirates...its the most expensive porn made they even use condoms in this porn however you wont notice unless you are using amagnifying glass and looking for it...they even smoothly transition in to the money/cum shot ;)
     
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  20. I concur. Gaping anything just doesn’t do anything.

    Ass to mouth is a played out and boring AF
     
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    Very true


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  22. Then we are ALL in agreement. Blechhhh!
     
  23. On a more positive note..........................................................................
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    It’s also an art form. A very sexual art form.
     
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    I do not like "Scat Films" from Japan where they are degrading the girls. It's very harsh to look at.[smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
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    Most annoying thing is when the girl is obviously not really into it. And the moans are fake. (Or worst of all, when the moans are overdubbed! Because they, of course, never match up to what their mouths are doing onscreen!)

    That's why one of my very first porn star crushes was Cumisha Amado. A girl who so obviously loved her work. And still does!
     
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    Just depends. I know shitty answer but honestly its who you like as the actress.
     
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    Why the hell would a director do that? I have no idea about directing porn but shouldn't that be discussed (or not matter at all) ahead of time? I mean even directors in Hollywood let there talent improvise.
     
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    That is very true. There’ve been times where I found the actress very attractive, one I wished could have taken my virginity, and she had bad implants. Another girl, Brianna Banks. Cute as hell, but her tits seem like rocks.

    But then again, you can’t judge anyone by that. Just one of those things.

    On a side note, the girl I saw in Wells for my first time had tits shot full of silicone.
     
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  32. Lol. Um the shitty acting for the most part.
     
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  33. When they order pizza, but then have sex with the delivery driver. Meanwhile, the pizza gets cold instead of eaten.
     
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    I’ve talked to Melissa Hill on her radio show, and on Twitter. I used to crush on her, too. If someone told me 20 years ago that I’d be talking to her, I’d have been excited for all the wrong reasons.
     
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    I agree with the music!

    -Pure heart with a dirty mind,
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