Right!?!?!? I thought this was "tell a Silly lie"..... You-all keep Calling me out on Truths!!!!! Hahahaha....
Big Daddy 76 stole the Buick 59 Fender Super took the fender from to make the guitar - so tecnically it is a "hot" guitar.
@Mickey_St_James was the Wheel Man in the Heist if the Fender.. They rode off in a 1959 Knuckle Head with sidecar...... What a Sight..
Indeed - it was st the lead of the Nevada Day Parade! Followed by Roxy Gold driving the limo with pink bunnies on it!
@BigDaddy76 ... That was YOU!!!??? BigDaddy76 hangs around juvenile unicorns with fake IDs who buy porn like "Strokin' My Horn" and "Faerieland Fetishes"! And @Mickey_St_James likes Troll and Orc porn like "Trolls' Holes" and Orc's Dorks"!
Big Albowski produces and directs out of Fantasy Land Porno Productions which has just released "The Horny Unicorny and the Troll's Back Hole".
I just wanted to Thank you, @BigAlbowski , and @59FenderSuper for some Much Needed Laughs..... That reminds me.... @Mickey_St_James reads bedtime stories to underprivileged crocodiles in Florida as part of his New Jedi Training......
I do, but they misheard the story and started chasing Big Daddy 76 around the Everglades trying to bite his Crocodile un-dees
Response: Not true! It was a sperm whale, and completely consensual! Lie: BigalbOwski is secretly the gadget supplier of an international spy network. Don't believe me? BigalbOwski --> B + O --> 2 + 15 --> 17 = Q. And we all know what Q branch does!
Ah, but which government and help with what? And Cajun Man are you sure it was a fart? It could have been a queef!
I want to answer your question, but I'm supposed to lie, so . . . The government quote was not from Reagan. He was not joking about how, when government comes in to solve a problem, it only makes it worse.
Jim DiGriz has seen "The Wizard of Oz" 467 times and always wears his Cowardly Lion outfit when he watches!
I have to disqualify myself self from the liars competition. You see, I've never told a lie in my life!
@59FenderSuper has a five mile long slot car track all throughout his house and holds private races daily.... The blue car wins 75% of the time!
It's actually true that BigAl is on this diet. What isn't known is that the reason he doesn't eat the Jelly Bellies on even number days is that Natasha takes them before he gets to the kitchen.
Natasha was recently certified as having "the longest most shapely legs" in the Red Light District by an official undercover (he wishes he was under the covers) legs expert who left without his goodbye hug, so as not to seem biased.
Mickey St James' favorite drink is a Shirley Temple... not because it's a non-alcoholic drink but because he is a HUGE fan of the actress' film "Wee Willie Winkie"
Hey, wait just a bunny-humpin' minute, I want some of them bunnies (better yet @Natasha Star) in MAH RIDE!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm bassically a bass purist! 59 FenderSuper wants a Telecaster with on of those sitars attached, and a picture of Natasha, in one of her real short skirts, in his dressing room!
And a portrait of Ravi Shankar on the back. Mickey St. James wouldn't do a fucking thing for a Klondike Bar.