59FenderSuper wakes up every morning with a dram of Balvenie 50 Year Old Single Malt Scotch Whisky to fight of the early morning chill!
On this week's episode of "Coffee with Alice", Alice Little and her special guest Mickey St. James discuss the Bunny ranch's ban on latex clothing to help prevent latex allergy shaming in the BDSM community. Apparently no one wants to feel stigmatized for not being able to wear latex. There was a lot of good discussion and they used up a lot of time, so they decided to postpone my sock puppet show until the next episode. My puppets are 100% cotton, so no one in the audience should be having a bad reaction.
Lunch Buffet is secretly the 5th Beatle him and the boys rocked out. Also he has actually never even been to a buffet.
Kevin was once a New England Patriots punter... his career lasted one play when his punt landed 20 yards behind him.
@sonja has plans to create a clone of herself and name her Trinity and provide the Ultimate two-girl party!!!
Big Al will be the star performer in this years Reno production of the Nutcracker. His tutu contains real diamonds to create the ultimate sparkle!
59FenderSuper once created a 500 lbs butter sculpture of Orville Redenbacher to be used on popcorn before a special showing of "Avengers:Infinity War"
On this week's episode of "Coffee with Alice", Alice Little and her special guest Roxy Gold talk about subliminal techniques to indoctrinate brothel clients into the BDSM community. They ran out of time, so they decided to postpone my sock puppet show until the next episode. My sock puppets have memorized George Carlin's seven dirty words you can't say on TV: Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Tits!
Some of Big Albowski's friends don't believe there's such a person named Natasha Star! Is there a Natasha Star? Everyone has been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, whether they be men's or women's are little. In this great universe of ours man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect, as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge. Natasha Star exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life the highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Natasha Star. There would be no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light with which Natasha Star fills the world would be extinguished.
Lunch Buffett is organizing a huge mud wrestling tournament between the BunnyRanch and the Sagebrush!
I would SOOOO watch that!! @Lily Poole has a pet Pomeranian named Q-Bert whom she trained to hop up and down steps like the game!
@BigAlbowski is Santa Claus, but unlike lore would have you believe, his sleigh is pulled by 12 super-sized iguanas.
@Natasha Star sent me her measurements so I knew exactly how big of a stocking to have so she would fit in it on Christmas morning!
@59FenderSuper has William Shatner under contract to sing him songs from his new CD "Shatner Claus" during his Christmas parties.
BigDaddy76 walked into his bathroom and found an ele-potamus and hippo-phant in his bathtub. He asks, "What are you doing in my bathtub?" The ele-potamus says, "No soap, radio!"
After a thorough investigation by his crack team of investigative reporters, Mickie St. James has proven that Victoria's Secret only stocks up uo black and red lingerie before Christmas and if you find any other color it was a mistake!
Big Al anonymously complained about Natasha Star's nude art: There was a Natasha at Sagebrush Who owned an easel and paintbrush She painted a nude Which people found rudeWhen displayed in the parlor at Sagebrush
A little known tribe in central Africa worships a statue of Lunch Buffet. The statue is 9 feet tall, and constructed completely of antelope hoofs. On Lunch Buffets birthday, worshipers cover it with white flowers, sing hymns, and enjoy a meal of steamed vegetables and rice.
@BigAlbowski loves watching us all run down to lineups and then wants us to sit on his lap like he is Santa Claus himself.
@Natasha Star has asked Santa to fill her stockings.... but not before peeling them off her beautiful legs first! Santa, you lucky jolly ol' elf!!!
