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I know this is just for fun, but follow the rules dude. You change a Letter .. ONE, not a whole word!!!! Puperman But I give you credit, 'Dick Fury' will probably be the winner
New names with appropriate battle cries: The Human Porch - "Don't tread on me!" Iron Fish - "Feel my flippers of justice!" Art Man - "Violence is so bourgeoisie!"
Tar Machine - "This unpaved road is no match for my creosote!" Datedevil - "For the 4th time, I'll be ready in 5 minutes!" Yeast - "My microbes will make these baked goods fluffier than ever!"
The Funisher - "You won't pay for your crimes, you'll pay to have a great time! Here's some toys!" The Wash - "Don't run your delicates on Hot!" Grant-Man "Fill out this form and you'll get money to start a business!"
True, but there's a flip-side. Usually a superhero's alter-ego is milder than their hero side. But when you've got a hero whose only power is writing grants, then their civilian side must be milder to the point of being comatose! Which gives us: "Norman Nelstrom fell into a containment pool of radioactive waste. Doctors saved his life, but the damage to his body put him into a permanent coma. In an attempt to salvage his consciousness, a neural implant chip was attached to his cerebellum and wirelessly connected to a server farm. But the radiation in Norman's body empowered the implant chip and now, in times of need for societal funding, his spirit manifests in psychic form to become . . . Grant-Man!"
A two-fer, same character with two different incarnations: Winter Moldier - "Feel the cold justice of my spores!" Sucky - "I can't do anything to stop you, but if you'd give up I'd feel better."
Blank Widow - "Ever since my husband died my life has been so empty. I'd watch TV but there's nothing good on. And there's no interesting restaurants around. Maybe a walk in the park . . . no, too gloomy. Sigh."
