Funny Jokes

Discussion in 'Dennis Hof and Madam Suzette' started by Dennis Hof, Jul 19, 2011.

  1. Saint Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gates when 2 black and 2 Mexican guys arrive.

    St. Peter looked out through the Gates and said "Wait here. I will be right back."

    St. Peter goes over to God's chambers and tells him who is waiting for entrance.

    God says to Peter: "How many times do I have to tell you, you can't be racist and judgmental here. This is heaven. All are loved. All are brothers. Go back and let them in!"

    St. Peter goes back to the Gates, looks around, and lets out a heavy sigh.

    He returns to God's chambers and says "Well, they're gone."

    "Who, the black and Mexican guys?" asked God.

    "No. The Pearly Gates."
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  2. Hhahahahaha. That's a good one! I needed to laugh today.

  3. I love it Daddy D. [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
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    [​IMG]:D[smilie=happy.gif];);)[smilie=hi ya!.gif][smilie=hi ya!.gif]
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    Q: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
    A: Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant.
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