Rachel Bloom – You Can Touch My Boobies ___________________ She wasn't quite the angel that I remembered in my dreams And I could tell that time had changed me In her eyes too it seemed We tried to talk about the old days There wasn't much we could recall I guess the Lord knows what he's doin' after all
Unanswered Prayers by Garth Brooks Then one day, my mama bought me a basketball And I loved that basketball I took that basketball with me everywhere I went That basketball was like a basketball to me
Cheech and Chong - “Basketball Jones” They music is the food of love Let’s see if you’re hungry now Have a bite, have another Just like a good boy would Got a sweet thing on the side Home cooking homicide Side order, could be your daughter Finger licking good
Motörhead – Eat the Rich _______ If I've gone overboard Then I'm begging you to forgive me Oh, in my haste When I'm holding you so, girl Close to me
DMB - Crash Into Me Awesome song...awesome album Girls on the corner with their tight dress on You know they don't know nothing so fine. Feels so good when you put it in their mouth Sends a shiver all down their spine
Richard & Linda Thompson - Hokey Pokey (The Ice Cream Song) ___________________ Our life together is so precious together, We have grown - we have grown, Although our love is still special, Let's take a chance and fly away somewhere alone.
John Lennon - (Just Like) Starting Over Tell you a tale of a soul that was lost Mind had gone over the edge Painting a picture of musical madness And drilling it into your head Deep down under the ground A thunderous evil was heard Shocking and numbing for never before Were spoken such blasphemous words
Cage – King Diamond ___________________ Tell you what I got in mind 'Cause we're runnin' out of time Won't you ever set me free? This waitin' 'round's killin' me
Fine Young Cannibals - She Drives Me Crazy excellent song All the women tear their blouses off And the men they dance on the polka-dots And it's partner found, it's partner lost And it's hell to pay when the fiddler stops
Leonard Cohen - Closing Time _______ Can't explain all the feelings that you're making me feel My heart's in overdrive and you're behind the steering wheel Touching you, touching me touching you, god you're touching me
The Darkness - A Thing Called Love I get satisfaction Everywhere I go Where I lay my head That's where I call home Where the barren pines On the mission stare Take tomorrow's collar And give 'em back the glare Bang, bang, bang, bang Vamanos, vamanos Bang, bang, bang Vamanos, vamanos
Clutch - Electric Worry ___________ Well, use me, use me 'Cause you ain't that average groupie I've seen them dancin' To hell with romancin' She's sweat, wet, Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
Sir Mix-A-Lot Baby Got Back He ain't got laid in a month of Sundays Caught him once, he was sniffin my undies He ain't to sharp but he gets things done Drinks his beer like it's oxygen
John Prine - “In Spite Of Ourselves” Leave it to Nick to find one in German... Komm in mein Boot Ein Sturm kommt auf und es wird Nacht Wo willst du hin So ganz allein treibst du davon Wer hält deine Hand Wenn es dich nach unten zieht
Rammstein - Seemann ________ I realized the way your eyes deceived me With tender looks that I mistook for love So take away the flowers that you gave me And send the kind that you remind me of
Anita Bryant- Paper Roses (holy cow!!! that's an oldy. Remember this from when I was a wee tot and my grandfather wuld play this) In the spirit of Old Nick's contribution, which was f********* great haha This one starts with proto Germanic words taken from old runic inscriptions Min Warb Naseu Wilr Made Thaim I Bormotha Hauni Hu War Hu War Opkam Har a Hit Lot Got Nafiskr Orf Auim Suimade Foki Afa Galande
then it trasitions to English What am I supposed to do If I want to talk about peace and understanding But you only understand the language of the sword What if I want to make you understand that the path you chose leads to downfall But you only understand the language of the sword What if I want to tell you to leave me and my beloved ones in peace But you only understand the language of the sword I let the blade do the talking... So my tongue shall become iron And my words the mighty roar of war Revealing my divine anger´s arrow shall strike
All action for the good of all I see my reflection in your eyes But my new age has just begun The sword is soft In the fire of the furnace It hungers to be hit And wants to have a hundred sisters In the coldest state of their existence They may dance the maddest In the morass of the red rain Beloved brother enemy I sing my sword song for you The lullaby of obliteration So I can wake up with a smile And bliss in my heart And bliss in my heart And bliss in my heart
Coexistence, Conflict, combat Devastation, regeneration, transformation That is the best I can do for you I see a grey gloom on the horizon That promises a powerful sun to rise To melt away all moons It will make the old fires of purification Look like dying embers Look like dying embers Look like dying embers
Maybe that was a bit to far out there...… Krygskalder by Heilung will try again...………….. why should I feel bad about something I ain't had such stupidness is mad cos nothing underfoot comes to nothing less to add to a load of old toot and I ain't not half as glad cos there's nowhere to put it even if I had I'm a bit of a Jack the Lad
Ian Dury & The Blockheads - Clevor Trever ______________ I'm running I was running for the door The next thing I remember I was running back for more, yeah
Damn Yankees - Can You Take Me High Enough I almost felt you touching me just now I wish I knew which way to turn and go I feel so good, and then then I feel so bad I wonder what I ought to do
Joe Nichols (also Merle Haggard)- If I Could Only Fly ________________ She leads me through moonlight Only to burn me with the sun She's taken my heart But she doesn't know what she's done
Patrick Swayze - “She’s Like The Wind” Now the crowd breaks and a young boy appears Looks the old man in the eye As he spreads his wings and shouts at the crowd In the name of god, my father, I’ll fly His eyes seem to glaze As he flies on the wings of a dream Now he knows his father betrayed Now his wings turn to ashes, to ashes his grave
Iron Maiden - Flight Of Icarus ___________ Out on the streets, that's where we'll meet You make the night, I always cross the line Tightened our belts, abuse ourselves Get in our way, we'll put you on your shelf
Round and Round by Ratt I whipped off her bloomers and stiffened my thumb and applied rotation to her sugar plum
Frank Zappa - Dinah-Moe Humm _______________ We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it
Rick Astley - “Never Gonna Give You Up” Fighting a losing battle Pretending to win Repenting to holy unknowns Pretending to sin All I do is hide the wounds Where blood just won’t congeal Couldn’t ever take my soul Coz it isn’t there to steal
Ozzy Osbourne - "Secret Loser" _______ Those one-track minds That took you for a working boy Kiss them goodbye You shouldn't have to jump for joy
Bahahaha this thread got Rick Rolled Try this: "Rick, I gotta go, my girl's waitin, she recaps Finally went honey to the floor on her kneecaps"
Tears For Fears - “Shout” There is a girl in misery An insanity Painting figures on her walls Those voodoo dolls I come to say goodbye I’ll take you down to number 9
I got one I'd be suprised if anyone got because it's not from a famous band "what were you thinking baby and what would posses you, and you look so pretty honey and now I own you." If anyone gets THAT I'm going to be impressed
Masquerade of Madness - King Diamond How about… Cause the love that you gave that we made Wasn't able to make it enough for you To be open wide, no And every time you speak her name Does she know how you told me You'd hold me until you died 'Til you died, but you're still alive
Alanis Morissette, You Oughta Know This: You're the one who makes me come runnin' You're the sun who makes me shine When you're around I'm always laughin' I wanna make you mine
