Mr. Hof....First Visit .. How do I should I act?

Discussion in 'Dennis Hof and Madam Suzette' started by auron79, Sep 1, 2005.

  1. auron79
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    auron79 Well-Known Member

    Mr. Hof what do you suggest a guy should do when he visits the Bunny Ranch for the first time. What I mean by that is about how he should feel, act. I will be so nervous when I go, I'll admit that. So any words of wisdom helps. Thanks.
     
  2. Mr. Nervous

    It can be a little intimidating to come in and see all of our beautiful ladies lining up in our parlor for you. take your time. you can either choose a lady to go on a tour right away or sit at the bar or in the parlor and have a cocktail first. relax, it's only sex. but we also sell the adventure to go along with that. I recommend you to take several tours with different ladies because they all have their own tours. remember take your time, we are open 24 hours. and also remember one more thing, have fun.
     
  3. Auron you don't have anything to worry about... the ranch ROCKS i'm normally a somewhat shy person but I wasn't there!! (Sigh) Someday, not too long from now, I'll be able to return...

    :roll: :roll:
     
  4. Thanks!

    Thanks for the advice. I'm a little nervous too and next week will be my first visit! I'm glad you"re not rushed but I hope I'm not hustled.
     
  5. Re: Thanks!

    hey man, i got somone for your worrys buddy, his name is puff the magic dragon.
     
  6. Re: Thanks!

    pm me and tell me when your going to be there, I will make sure it goes right.

    first time is always the hardest right girls? After that its a walk in the park.
     
  7. Re: Thanks!

    Zach that's funny dude.
     
  8. LOL I refuse to believe Puff was anything other than a dragon!!!! :wink:
     
  9. A dragon that puffed.
     
  10. Puff

    I puff only when the shoulders hurt, can a bunny help that hurt?
     
  11. he's still a cartoon dragon in my childs eye..... :shock:
     
  12. As he should be.
     
  13. As he should be.
     
  14. Maybe he was a Dragon with glacoma? :eek:
     
  15. Dennis.. honey you're stuttering again...lol does Puffy make you nervous?

    :lol:
     
  16. Re: Thanks!

    Hey Risky, outta curiosity, have you already made an appt with a particular bunny or are you going to wait and pick from the line-up?
     
  17. Re: Thanks!

    OMG, that is so funny Zach!

    Gotta be careful that Puff the Magic Dragon doesnt give him Puff the Magic Paranoia! :shock: LOL

    I would stick with liquid courage myself personally! :wink:
     
  18. Thanks Pretty Little Pea

    I have not made my selection. I am not sure when I'm stopping by and I don't want to astand anyone up. It will anytime between this Tuesday and Thursday.
     
  19. Madam Suzette said it best. All of the ladies would make sure you felt relaxed and right at home. So, come on in and enjoy!

    Alex
    Georgia Peach
     
  20. Re: Thanks!

    liquid courage is always nice, thats true though pea, he might get puff the magic paranoia. but its a chance that i am willing to take for him.
     
  21. I am a little nervous to I am coming for the first time at the end of October, I am just kinda shy though thats the only reason I am nervous.
     

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