Lunch Buffett

21 USC §351 & 21 CFR §872.3580(a) make it a federal crime to sell a gold tooth that's not at least 75% gold. @CrimeADay

21 USC §461 & 9 CFR §381.158 make it a federal crime to sell a chicken dinner that's not 18% chicken. @CrimeADay

49 USC §46504 makes it a federal crime to attempt to interfere with a flight attendant’s duties by intimidating them. @CrimeADay

49 USC §46502 makes it a federal crime to try to hijack an airplane, even if it's not in flight at the time. @CrimeADay

"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent." -- Isaac Asimov

Happy delicious birthday Lunch Buffet! Hope you're doing well and have a great day!

Happy Birthday LB!!!!!!!!! Have a super day!!

Historic day here, there are riots downtown. Police are firing tear gas.

Congratulations to SpaceX for successfully launching the Dragon capsule into space! Next stop, International Space Station.

40 USC §1315 & 7 CFR §501.7 make it a federal crime to get drunk at the U.S. Meat Animal Research Center. @CrimeADay

16 USC §1375(b), 50 CFR §§18.3 & 18.13(c) make it a federal crime to sell a walrus. @CrimeADay

16 USC §707, 50 CFR §§20.11(a)(1) & 20.62 make it a federal crime to import someone else's migratory duck. @CrimeADay

Ask your president if hydroxychloroquine is right for you.

It's an introvert's paradise.

18 USC §42(b) & 50 CFR §14.151(b) make it a federal crime to import two unrelated, post-pubescent, same-sex bats in a single cage.@CrimeADay

Give me physical distancing or give me death!

49 USC §§20901, 21311 & 49 CFR §225.9 make it a federal crime not to report a train wreck. @CrimeADay

26 USC §5687 & 27 CFR §19.192 make it a federal crime for the owner of a distillery to leave tanks of liquor unlocked. @CrimeADay

What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

It's National School Choice Week! I get my sex education from the University of Bunny ranch.

31 USC §783 & 4 CFR §25.4 make it a federal crime to throw things at the Government Accountability Office. @CrimeADay

18 USC §1865 & 36 CFR §7.65(b)(4)(v) make it a federal crime to ride on the hood of a car at the Assateague Island National Seashore.

Thanks for the follow :)

21 USC §§331, 333, 343 & 21 CFR §131.170(a) makes it a federal crime to sell eggnog that's less than 6% milkfat. @CrimeADay

Hi, it's Kiki here. I want to party with you, lets have some fun together! Message me on here or email me: [email protected]

When troubled times begin to bother me, I take a toke and all my cares go up in smoke.

Save a life - turn in your kitchen Knife. Especially if your name is Jason.

Liberate Hong Kong!

I’m Nina Bux @ the Kit Kat Ranch. If you have any questions feel free to reach out to me. You can contact me here on the boards by viewing my contact info on my profile or by emailing me @ [email protected]. Don’t forget to follow me on Twitter @Nina_Bux. Xo, Nina ❤️

Thanks for the follow, Lunch Buffet. I prefer breakfast, but I would still spend all day with you

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"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to all of life's problems" -- Homer Simpson

The weekend is right around the corner,
if you don’t have plans I can certainly help with that…

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*smirk*

Love from your bunny,
Marilyn Baker

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What's for Lunch? XP Wanna chat? 4158910939

I hope you are having an absolutely fantastic Memorial Day long weekend !

Let me know if you need company. *wink*

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Love from your bunny,
Marilyn Baker
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