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To the protestors occupying the Starbucks: you have 3 days to remove yourself from the premises or I blow a fuze.

They break into our country...and then they pick our crops, prepare our meals, cut our lawns, clean our toilets, and babysit our children.

America had 10,000 varieties of apples. Most of them were destroyed by Alcohol Prohibition.

16 USC §§703, 707 & 50 CFR §20.91(a) make it a federal crime to offer to buy swan feathers so you can make a woman's hat with them.

21CFR 152.126(a)(3) allows a frozen cherry pie to be called a "frozen cherry tart" only if it's diameter is not more than 4 inches.

Study Finds 100% Of Men Would Eat Any Fruit Given To Them By A Naked Woman

A legislative body in which bills never fail is a dysfunctional legislative body.

I know I'm hot! Control yourself!

“[We] are endowed by [our] Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

Will someone please think of the children?

The HBO Suite should be renamed to the 'I'm Not Famous Anymore" Suite.

A lot of bravado today from feckless members of Congress who let president after president put troops in harm’s way without authorization.

Repeal the Bank Secrecy Act and unconstitutional Treasury regulations that turn financial institutions into agents of the surveillance state

The freedom of speech means the freedom to upset and offend others or challenge others’ views.

If you have to drive anywhere, please take a winter survival kit with you.

Milton Friedman once said "There is no such thing as a free vagina".

We need to protect our brothels the same way we protect our airports.

Why won't I have a threesome? I prefer to disappoint only one woman at a time.

Creating a personalized brothel etiquette/ working girl etiquette form this week . If any ladies would like or need one I will send to you

Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist.

It's time to decriminalize and destigmatize sex work.

Repeal all Certificate of Need laws!!!!!!!

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Department of Defense fails six audits, while I have to explain to the IRS why I received $700 through Venmo.

A new religion that will bring you to your knees. Black Velvet, if you please!

check_ports.yml - ALERT, some ports are not listening

It is No Nut November!

Men who hire sex workers are sex addicts.

Unclasp your bra and set those puppies free. They'd look a whole lot better without that sweater baby I'm sure you'll agree. Show them to me

You have prepared well. Your opportunity is coming.

Good news will be brought to you by email.

A golden egg of opportunity will fall into your lap this month.

Congratulations to Kylie Moon for being Dominatrix of the Month for September!

Thursday waiting for love. Waiting for love!

Wednesday my empty arms were open.