On this week's episode of "Coffee with Alice", Alice Little and her special guest Big Albowski review the hoax academic paper "The Conceptual Penis as a Social Construct". They used up a lot of time, so they decided to postpone my sock puppet show until the next episode. Is it delayed because I forgot to wash the socks? Stinky McStinkFace is living up to his name right now.
Lunch Buffett is a man who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night but becomes a wolf when the wolfbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright.
@Lily Poole is planning a line of Video Game inspired hot sauces including HALO-peño and Poke-Man That's HOT!
@Lily Poole can play herself in video games by working one of her video game controllers with her feet!
Big albowski owns a buffet restaurant where they only serve cereal and snack foods, and they allow cats to work there as waiters who Wear small bowties
@IsabellaReign has been known to clean out a pumpkin and carve a Jack-O-Lantern in under 20 seconds!!!
Did somebody say WEREWOLVES??? It is nothing short of sinful Madonna is in the Rock and Roll hall of fame and Zevon is not.
On this week's episode of "Coffee with Alice", Alice Little and her special guest Holly Sin discuss Counterfactual Regret Minimization in poker algorithms. There was a lot of animated discussion, so they ran out of time and decided to delay my sock puppet show until the next episode. Alice said that all of my sock puppets are politically incorrect, gratuitously insulting and ill tempered.
Man, you have hot THAT absolutely RIGHT! 59 FenderSuper was actually with Warren and saw the werewolf walking walking through Soho in the rain to get Chinese and his hair was PURRfect!
Mickey St James has seven toes on each foot... making shoe shopping difficult but incredibly helpful for rock-climbing!
Big Albowski has been known to take rather curious interest in men's shoe shopping habits, especially those that climb rocks!
Naw, I'm with the live version, lookin' to buy a used car in Del Mar. AND... EVVABODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING!!!
@Lily Poole is a playable Character. in the 1985 N. E. S Hit Classic : "Lunar Pool.... " Her Name...... Lily Poole-Q
I Thought we're supposed to be telling Lies....... @RoxyGold is actually the Greek Goddess Aphrodite.... Seems how You want to Blow My Cover, I'm Blowing Yours..... Lol.... .
@59FenderSuper once partied with Jimmy Hoffa...... And he's the only one that knows where the Body is......
@BigAlbowski once sold pornography to an underaged Unicorn named "Zippy". ( by underaged I mean she was 432 years old..) I know because "Zippy" is one of my friends with benefits and I was with her at the sale. He didn't know who I was because I Look like Fat Jesus. Fortunately there is no law prohibiting the sale.....
