Christmas Jokes!

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  1. EllieAmes
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    EllieAmes Sinfully Delicious

    Tis the season for laughter, cheer, and great times! Share some of your favorite Christmas Jokes! I'll start!

    What do you call a sex toy on a Christmas tree?.... A Dickoration! HAHAHA yes I know it's cheesy lol!

    Your turn XOXO!
     
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    Why is Santa so damn jolly?
    Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
     
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    What is the best possible Christmas present?

    A broken drum - you just can't beat it! :)
     
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    Is your name Jingle Bells?
    Cause you look ready to go all the way.
     
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  5. 2. Why was the snowman smiling?
    He could see the snowblower coming down the street
     
  6. EllieAmes
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    These are all really good ones lol!!!! I'm over here dying with laughter thanks guys!!!! XOXO!


    Why doesn't Santa have any kids of his own? ...... He only comes once a year, and it's down the chimney.
     
  7. Why does Santa always have a full sack?

    Because he only comes once a year!
     
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  8. What do all the female reindeer do when Santa takes the males out to guide his sleigh?

    They go into town and blow a few bucks.
     
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    Why was Santa upset when he got a sweater for Christmas?....

    Because he was hoping for a moaner or a screamer!
     
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    Why does Santa get cookies at every house?

    It's his annual "hall pass" from Mrs Claus
     
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    Why did Santa send his daughter to college?....

    To keep her off the North Pole!
     
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    Why does Santa always come through the chimney?

    Because he knows better than to try the back door.
     
  13. EllieAmes
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    Why is Christmas similar to an orgasm?...

    The closer it gets, the louder you get about its arrival.
     
  14. Omg these jokes are so great! Thanks so much for posting this @EllieAmes
     
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    Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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    How does Santa stay STD free?
    He always wraps his package before shoving it down the chimney.
     
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    What do you call a Christmas sex toy drive?
    Toys for thots!
     
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    Why was the elf having trouble with his libido?

    He had low elf-esteem.
     
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    What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

    Santa was smart enough to stop at three hoes!

    :D:D:D:D:D
     
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  20. WHAT GOES “Oh, oh, oh!” ???


    Santa walking backwards

    (so cheesy sorry)
     
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