::Getting Cheezy With Randy Ryder::

I want to run my Hot Wheel around everyone of your curves!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryde

 

I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryde

 

Are you Stacey's mom? Cause, you've got it going on.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryde

 

I think a Pit stop would be HOT!

 

Yep Randy because I hate to see you go but I Love watching you walk away!

 

It's not just your Beauty but it's also your Booty!

 

It's my Duty to Please your Booty!

 

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in! EWWW lol


If you don't like turkey, I've got another kind of meat you'd want.

 

If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.

You are all assets and no liabilities .

You're like an exposed electrical wire. Hot and dangerous.

 

Baby You Sure Got A Nice Turd Cutter!
I heard this at a strip club and it still cracks up.

 

Say it to my face. Haha.


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Wow, just wow!


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

I hope you aren't a vegetarian, because I've got some meat for you to feast on.

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.

You're like a carnival, I want to ride you all day and night.

 

Then I'd say Nice TITS!
Very NICE!

 

The First Night We Met and I saw that Booty in a Thong I became an Ass Man!

 

I know that guy must get all the ladies!lol

 

Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?

 

If I was a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you!

 

Are you a Camera? Every time you look at me I smile.

 

You're like a TV dinner...warm it up, peel off the top and eat dessert first.

 

Your eyes are like a sunset, They're Beautiful, inspiring, and hard to turn away from.

The waves won't be the only thing you'll be riding today.

 

Sizzling!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Lets rock the boat!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Do you take karate? (No. Why?) because Jean Claude Van Damme you look good.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

I wet my pants.. can I get in yours?

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

 

It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.

 

If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.

 

Wanna get together and test the spring potential of my mattress?

You're lookin' sharp, so let's go back to my flat and get natural.

 

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

YES!!!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

GREAT LINE FOR A SCIENCE TEACHER / STUDENT FANTASY!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

I am a magical being, take off your bra.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Let's work on some math, you plus me equals orgasms.