Just watched a few episodes of the original Batman TV show. I think I'd like to see.... Kiki Lover as Catwoman and... Alexa Haze as Batgirl That would be prrrrfect! Who would you like to be your dynamic duo?
This doesn't answer your question, but what if 1960s Batman & Robin walked into a brothel?: "Holy estrogen, Batman! This place is filled with beautiful women!" "Yes, Robin. It's called a . . . brothel." "And what's that pole over there? Does the floor slide away so they can go down to the Batcave?" "No, old chum. They use that pole for something else. Now stand back - I'm going to use my Bat-Brothel Repellent." "Repel them? Are you insane?!? Golly, I'm going to meet an actual girl! I'll just run over there and . . ." "What's wrong, Dick? Have you fallen under the nefarious influence of The Joker? The Penguin?" "No, my lime-green codpiece is not only embarrassing, but it's too tight to run in." "Fear not, I'll save us with The Batusi!" (For those of you who never saw 1960s Batman, look up The Batusi. Guaranteed laughs.)
If batman were bitten by a radioactive man-bat and then fought crime disguised as man-bat, would he be man-bat man-bat man or simply, man-bat man-bat batman?
Through his identity as Bruce Wayne, Batman did a charity effort where he bought equipment for a boys' softball team in Thailand. He had to convert to the local currency, but it wasn't a big deal. Alfred was going through everything before they shipped it and asked: "How many bats has the Batman bought when the Batman bought baht bats?"
