silly pick up lines

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.

 

Are you sitting on an F5 key? Because you’re too refreshing

 

couldn't decide which one for today

Do you own McDonald’s? Because I’m actually loving it.

 

Did you fall from heaven ...
...because you’re an angel

 

It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one who tripped me.

 

If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have a nickel.

 

No collection can be complete without some truly classic, and truly awful, pickup lines:

"Did it hurt?"
"Did what hurt?"
"When you fell from heaven."

"I think you paid too much for that shirt."
"Why do you say that?"
"Because if you were with me, it'd be 100% off."

 

I’m new in town.

can I have the directions to your house please?

 

I’ve lost my number...can I have yours?

 

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

 

Are you tired from running though my mind ?

 

Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

 

Looks like someone took their hottie pills today!

 

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

 

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9, and I’m the 1 you need.

 

The word of the day is "legs".
Let's go back to my place and spread the word ​

 

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

 

Senior citizen pick-up lines

How about I take you home and show you my medicine cabinet !
My arteries aren't the only things that have hardened.
My name is.... I would sink my teeth into dat booty but they might just stay there.
My teeth and I no longer sleep together, but you and I definitely should.
I have 69 white hairs, is that too many or just right?
Getting lucky usually means finding my car in the parking lot, but tonight you can change that.
My war buddies over there bet I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Wanna buy some drinks with there money?
How would you like to help me feel like a kid again.
Are you a cat lady? Well I'm the cat whisperer cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.
Girl I'd fake being a blind old man, just to touch you inappropriately.
Is your name Viagra, cause I don't think they will be able to close my casket after a night with you.
Just wait until you see the size of my......social security check.
Baby is your name Cholesterol, because you send my blood pressure skyrocketing!
How'd you like to be in my will?
Your company is so delightful, I'm contemplating putting a new battery in my hearing aid.
Old Man: "Where have you been all my life?" Woman: "For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet."
My dick is like catnip, it'll make a cougar like you go wild.
I won't love you for the rest of your life, I'll love you for the rest of mine.
Your so sweet, your giving my dentures cavities.
Ever done it in a Craftmatic adjustable bed?

Old Man: You make me feel like a newborn baby! Woman: Because you have no hair and no teeth? Old Man: No, cause I just wet my pants.

 

I like the arteries one!
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Do you like raisins?
How do you feel about a date?
*Bada bum tiss*
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Do you happen to have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes. ​

 

Do you play soccer? Because you look like a keeper ​

 

Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?

 

Are you a keyboard? Because you look like my type ​

 

Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams.

 

Did you just come out of an oven? Because you're too hot to handle.​

 

You may fall from the sky and you may fall from a tree but the best way to fall is in love with me.

 

1. Do you like Harry Potter? Because I adumbledore you.​

 

Something is wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off of you.

 

Are you from Starbucks ?
Because I like you a latte LoL

 

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

 

If you were a transformer, you’d be……..
OPTIMUS FINE!!!!!

 

Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

 

Excuse me *ehem* I must have a little tickle in my throat...

Do you have anything I can suck on?