silly pick up lines

Did you fall from heaven?



LOL

 

If I told you that your have a sexy body, would you hold it against me?

 

You must be a keyboard because you’re just my type.

 

Your place or mine?

 

I'm not trying to get in your pants. I just want to invest in them

 

• I think there's something wrong with my phone. Your number's not in it.

 

Got this pickup line in college... "Wanna get a Pizza and f*ck?" lol

 

Probably my favorite cheesy pickup line is:
Him: "Got any Irish in ya?"
Me: "Yes, I do" (My once ~was~ innocent ass LOL)
He still recovered the line: "Want some more?"
LOL

 

I thought diamonds were the prettiest thing in the world, until I saw you.

 

Are you the sun? Because you light up my world!

 

Sweetness is my weakness!

 

You dropped something. My jaw!

 

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

 

Excuse me sir, is this the line for mustache rides?

 

My ex husband won me over with that line but he said Injun

 

On a scale of 1 to 10 you're a 9 because you are the one I need.

 

My dear, if you were words on a page, you would be what they call Fine Print.

 

Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

 

I thought diamonds were the prettiest thing in the World until I saw you.

 

I'm sorry, I'm an artist and it's my job to stare at beautiful women!

 

You remind me of my next girlfriend!

 

you look like an eco-friendly guy. I have some condoms that are about to expire, how about you help me make use of them?

 

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I have been searching for.

 

Ok never got this as a pickup line per say.... but I was told after getting invited over to this one girl's place this very thing, or rather was told this was going to happen...

 

Are you a damsel in distress? Well then dam girl lemmie help you out of that dress then

 

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently no one has stood next to you.

 

Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda is the only one for me.

 

Here I am. What are your other two wishes?

 

Kiss me if I’m wrong but, dinosaurs still exist right?

 

You don't need keys to drive me crazy!

 

Someone call the doctor because I just broke my leg falling for you!

 

I thought Happiness started with H. Why does mine start with U?

 

Lets go to Sunday school...Haha my first crush

 

Do you happen to have an inhaler? Because you’ve taken my breath away.

 

If we were playing Poker, I would go all in!