::Getting Cheezy With Randy Ryder::

Wow hun... ur so gorgeous..u could make Jello Hard.

 

I'd like to calculate the slope of those curves.

According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.

s your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.

 

I don't usually do this but when I saw you I knew if I didn't come over and talk to you I would be kicking myself all night.

 

I love the way you do your eyes!!!

 

You should insure your legs!!!

 

People do lol!


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

All of these are so good. Haha.


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Good one.


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Which flavor though. Haha


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

I can absolutely be your lab partner! I’ll make you spontaneously combust too hehe!


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Cherry............or.........Strawberry

 

Thank You so...
I saw you sitting at the bar and I knew I had to say something to you or I would be kicking myself all night.

 

I'd love to see you in a lab coat! Just a lab coat!
I can't wait to Experiment with you!

 

You always make me spontaneously combust especially when you grab my Beaker!lol

 

This inspired some Cheesy Science Pick up lines!
Randy you are Hotter Than A Bunsen Burner!
You and I are Perfect Lab Parteners because we have Great Chemistry!
If an Object in Motion Tends to Stay in Motion then I can't wait till our next party!

 

You must be a star, I can't stop orbiting around you.

Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.

 

If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.

 

Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?

 

Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away!
This one isn't Cheesy this one is Actually true!

 

If I was a knight in shining armor, would you lower your drawbridge for me?

 

My doctor says I'm lacking vitamin U.

 

I'll cook you dinner, if you cook me breakfast

 

Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaaam!

 

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

 

Do you have a shovel? Cause I’m diggin’ that ass!

 

THATS KINDA ALWAYS A GOOD ONE!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Absolutely!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

I love this one!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

I wish i was a bug, then I'd have more eyes to see you with.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Gee, thats a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder