The guy who invented the phrase "one hit wonder", probably never came up with another famous expression. -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
When a watch battery dies, it records its own time of death. -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
If all the USB ports in the world were flipped over no one would notice. -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
"Read" can be read as read, but you can also read it as read. -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
Dentists are reverse tooth fairies, they give you teeth and then take your money -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
There have been a lot of those sales too! Maybe you should do a Presidents Day Special... Instead of buying Furniture or Mattresses this Presidents Day! Don't Be A Lazy Boy! Come Spend Time With Randy Ryder! She will make you feel like a King or a Queen
Yes I had to laugh at myself too! Oh well just because there is a little snow on the roof...and the basement!lol Fuck I'm Getting Old!
Now that is funny! I think about Rick Astly the guy who sang Never Gonna Give you up... It's probably the most famous one hit wonder of all time!
So I've been stuck indoors for the past few days watching Netflix with no chill and Prime! Here is what I'm pondering... Why is every Action Movie about an ex Special Forces guy or ex CIA Agent or ex Mob Hitman? Why can't the movie be about Kim, a Walmart cashier who takes karate and hunted deer with her mom when she was a kid?
The lottery is just crowdfunding to make a random person rich. -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
The guy who coined the term “coined the term” , coined the term “coined the term”. -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
The word “Ohio” is just two “O’s” saying hi to each other. -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
The person who came up with “Righty tighty, lefty loosy” has had quite the influence on the world as we know it. -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
Humans are entertained by watching humans pretending to be different humans. -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
It helped me a lot but sometimes we forget ALL a person does not the big things but the little things. I remember Saved By The Bell had an Episode of What I Should Have Said Theater! Maybe I can role play that with Randy
Well I hope you don't mind a little salt n peppa? Push it Real Good... Told you I was old but if we could party to that song that would HOT!
That is really fucked up. But kinda funny and very true at the same time. I like your way of thinking.
