Thanks! Let me work some magic on this end and I'll let you know. Also, if you hear Charlie, Mary Lynn or Kathryn squeal with glee this weekend, that means they got the goodie box I sent them.
Maybe next time we should fly back home together. At least if you need a friendly hand to hold (and crush out of nervousness) I can provide it. I just hope your flight back to Hawaii was smoother than mine. It was bumpy most of the way. Not dangerous, but enough to be irritating.
Be careful about that offer! I might be in your lap the entire flight hahaha Sent from my SM-A102U using Tapatalk
First, you looked fantastic on livestream today! I wish I was there now. Second, it's easy enough to piggy back another lei onto the order so I'll get you one for your end of tour. If all goes well, it should get there prior to you and Daniella leave in early October.
Ahh, I can see it now....the lovely Daniella, in my lap, as she snuggles me for reassurance.... ...as she falls asleep, with her hair softly caressing my face, her face on my neck.... …and then I'm jolted by two things: a thin line of drool as she totally relaxes and opens her mouth, and her gentle snoring next to my ear..... Such is real life!
@DaniellaValenti and @KathrynWolfe, just need to know before I order the leis, are either of you allergic to anything? I hate for a gesture of kindness and appreciation backfire on all of us.
No problem! As I mentioned before, if I didn't take Cumisha's rib festival outdate, I would've gunned after her outdate to Tahoe with her and you. And I did have a recommendation from a mutual client of yours and Cumisha who recommended that I should secure your services if I could. But alas, I couldn't work that out. And anyone who says Cumisha and I make a cute couple deserves a lei...
Cool! I believe Daniella is good as well but I'll wait for confirmation. I'm thinking white leis for the both of you. Matches anything, can be used for any occasion. Just think of having a lei flying home, and the reaction you'll get when you arrive at home.
Of that, I have no doubt! And it would've been my first two girl, and added another dimension to the trifecta of fun. But what I did end up doing was a pleasant, fun handful.
Day Three--The Curse is Broken!, Sagebrush Ranch, Poke Doke in Carson City, Marriott, Monday 9/2 and Tuesday 9/3, Part 1 I got buzzed into Sagebrush and asked for Imogen. I was told that she wasn't there. I asked if she had returned from her trip and I was told that she did return but was out in Carson City getting her phone replaced. She forgot it in San Francisco, her vacation destination. The staff then said they'll check with the driver to see how long she might take, and offered me a seat and a drink at the bar. After taking a seat next to a pretty blonde, I was informed that Imogen was currently at AT&T but it would be another hour. Since I was in no rush, and needed a little time to recover, I decided to wait. The blonde and I struck up a conversation as she was working on her laptop. She asked how I knew Imogen, and I told her I was there to help break her outdate curse. She also asked what I did during the day, so I told her about the rib festival outdate with Cumisha. We had a pleasant conversation, and when she finished her work on the laptop, she excused herself. Again, due to lack of sleep and brain fried by the Nevada sun, I failed to recognize I was next to Kennedy Cole. Next, a bubbly, buxom brunette sat next to me and we also had a pleasant conversation. Again, the twin evils of sleep deprivation and heat made me fail to see that I was talking to Chloe Cakes. Heck, I had to ask for her name! Yeah, I was that out of it. Another Sagebrush starlet walked up and we began to talk as I waited for Imogen. I couldn't place who it was until she mentioned Doubletree cookies, and then my poorly functioning brain finally put it together. It was Roxy Gold! She recognized me, even though this was our first physical encounter. Even through my sleepy haze, I was impressed. She didn't get her COY award for nothing, I thought. Just then, the staff informed me Imogen was on her way back and should be arriving in a few minutes. Roxy and I continued to small talk until Imogen came in, saw me, said hi and told me to wait as she put everything away and get ready for her shift. So I took a seat in the parlor. Imogen came back a few minutes later, dressed in her lingerie and carrying a food container box. She apologized for the delay, explained what happened with the phone (which kind of worked out for the best. She told me that the pone was getting old and nearing it's last legs, so a replacement was due. It just came soon than expected) and shared what was in the box--oysters. She fed me a few pieces and asked how everything was going. We then did the tour and went to her room, #16 (shortly after I came home, she was promoted to room #2, right next to Abby. Congratulations!). We discussed the outdate, and due to time constraints, we immediately eliminated Reno. So that meant Virginia City or Carson City. We both wanted to maximize the time for fun, and we knew we had to throw a meal in there. When I told her that someone told me about a poke place in Carson City, and I found it down the road from the Marriott, she immediately lit up with glee. She then told me that she hasn't had any poke since she left Hawaii, and every attempt she made to get to town for it didn't work out. She could only look with envy at the other girls when they brought their poke bowls in. Well, that settled it on the spot. The meal will be poke at Poke Doke, and after that we will immediately retire to my room at the Marriott. She also suggested that she'll have the ranch driver pick her up at the Marriott upon completion of our outdate to give us a little more time having fun that would otherwise be lost transporting her back to the ranch. It also settled the time frame of our outdate, which would run from about 11 a.m. or so until 4:30 p.m., with an option to overnight if I could swing it financially. So off to the cashier to settle everything and arrange for her pick up from the hotel. With that out of the way, we both were happy and satisfied. Tomorrow, we were going to break her outdate curse, feed her poke, have a fun time and I'll get to examine her tattoos--intimately.
Okay, @DaniellaValenti and @KathrynWolfe, we are a go for the leis. I shall order them and notify you ladies as to when it ships and estimated arrival date. These will be orchid leis, so they're pretty hardy, stand abuse and will last a while with proper care (mainly by spritzing them with water, placing it in a plastic bag or container, and leaving it in the fridge when not wearing them). You should be able to wear them during Street Vibes, if you elect to do so.
Day Three--The Curse is Broken!, Sagebrush Ranch, Poke Doke in Carson City, Marriott, Monday 9/2 and Tuesday 9/3, Part 2 I caught up on the sleep I lost from Sunday night and awoke refreshed. This was going to be the last day of the trifecta, and one I intended to end with a bang. Checked on Fed Ex, and I couldn't believe it--the leis were on the move! They were on the delivery truck heading to Carson City. About frickin' time, I grumbled to myself but now I could give them all at once when I go over to the cul de sac to pick up Imogen. I ate breakfast, and went back to my room to check Fed Ex again. And by God, the leis were here! I rushed down to the front desk and asked for my delivery. Two large, long boxes awaited me, and I told the staff they might as well see what we went through so much trouble for, as I opened up the boxes to inspect the leis. Amazingly, despite being in the boxes for almost a week, they were in great shape, and the hotel staff were enviously admiring them. I quickly took the boxes to the SUV and put them in the back, and scurried back to my room. I sent out a quick message to everyone that the leis were here and I was coming to make the deliveries. I had also inquired earlier and found out Kiteh was going to be in the area, at Sagebrush so I could also deliver her lei as well. I also pulled out a bag of toffee covered mac nuts from my luggage and gave it to the front desk as a token of appreciation and for putting up with me constantly asking about my delivery. Then off to the ranches I went. I delivered to LRN first, and Christine came out to greet me, along with Lin Han. They had been working out together and Christine apologized for her appearance. I then showed her the Christina and lei'd her. We both agreed if she had it on the night of the outdate it would have been an eye turner. Sadly, Sandi and Juniper weren't in, but Christine said that she'll see to it that it got delivered to them. I quickly gave her storage and care instructions for all the leis and left. I then went to Kit Kat, and Cumisha happily waved me in. I gave her a lei, as well as Sophia Sun. They were both happy to receive them, and she posted the pictures of her, me and her lei. Sophia later posted a picture of her lei hanging in her room. And then I went over to Sagebrush, to deliver the last of the leis and to pick up Imogen for her outdate. I buzzed in, and was told Imogen was getting ready and knew I was here. I asked the staff to get Kiteh for me, and to forward a lei to Madame Suzette. I also saw Abby, but she was with a prospective client at that time. But basically, almost everyone came at once, Kiteh from the back side of Sagebrush, Imogen from her room and Abby as well. So I gave the last remaining leis to them, telling Kiteh I was still here and no bear got to me. Imogen and Abby were overjoyed to receive the leis. We made some small talk about our outdate plans, and then went to the cashier to finish up the last of the administrative details (since it was Imogen's first outdate, she needed a little help and carefully crossed all the t's and dotted all the i's). Then we were off to Poke Doke in Carson City. On the way there, Imogen and I talked about home and she gave me some details on how she ended up in Hawaii, and how she ended up doing midwife work. I was glad she felt secure and relaxed enough with me to share such personal details. But mostly, she talked about how she missed poke and how badly she wanted it. Well, we're gonna take care of that, I said. And we were both curious to see how Nevada poke stacks up to the stuff we both had back in Hawaii. We arrived at Poke Doke and proceeded to order. We looked at the menu board, and the way they prepared the bowl, and for the most part, it was similar to what I saw here. But then I saw something and pointed it out to Imogen, who was shocked like I was when she saw it. For we both saw, as a topping, pineapple. On poke, we both thought? No, no, no! Do not pass go! We both gladly skipped that and gladly descended on our bowls. The look of joy on her face to finally eat poke after months without it, that would've made the whole outdate worth it right there. She took pictures and I believe she posted it here on the message board, definitely on Twitter. With her poke craving fulfilled, we then retired back to my room at the Marriott. I mentioned earlier that we were going to end the outdate curse and trifecta with a bang, and we surely did! By her own admittance, she's a sexual machine, that once is revved up, there is no off switch. And I got her revved up. While I can't go into any more detail, I will say that the Marriott knew we were having fun. At one point, one of my neighbors was either cheering or jeering us on (we both had a good laugh on that). And in the back of my mind, I was thankful that this was happening during the afternoon, while the hotel was relatively empty, and not at night when it would be full of people trying to sleep. Sadly, I couldn't swing it to do an overnighter with her (we both wanted to, badly). But we were both secure in the knowledge that her outdate curse was well and truly broken. And I know she was happy that we had finally got together, and that there was no one more appropriate to break her curse with (or as I told her, to pop the outdate cherry). We cleaned up and got dressed, and said our farewells as the driver would be picking her up at 4:30 p.m. And as she left, with the final thud of the door closing, the trifecta was done, and I was alive and healthy. Now all I had left to do was pack, eat my last meals in Nevada, and prepare to say my goodbyes before heading home tomorrow.
Well, you didn't have any pants on the last time..... But if you meant no underwear? I really see no problem with that!
Day Four--Saying Good Bye, Leaving a Last Deposit and a Bumpy Ride Home, Marriott, Love Ranch North, Sagebrush, Reno, Honolulu, Wednesday 9/4 I cleared the Marriott after showering, dressing and packing all the last minute items. I also left a bag of toffee covered mac nuts behind for the maids, along with a short note thanking them and apologizing for the mess I left them in the last couple of days (due to the outdates). Christine and I previously arranged for me to be at LRN for breakfast around 10:00 a.m., which left me plenty of time to eat, drive to Reno, top off the gas tank of the SUV, turn the SUV in and check in with American Airlines at 1:30 p.m. or so for the 3:30 p.m. flight to LAX, then home. I got to LRN, and Christine warmly greeted me and then went off to the kitchen to make me breakfast. I made small talk with the bartender, and I saw Lin Han again, this time fresh from the shower, hair wrapped up in a towel and dressed in a robe. And she was still a beauty, especially when she flashed me a quick, sly smile. Christine came out shortly afterwards, with an omelet style meal (it had a very fancy name which totally escapes me. Don't hit me, Christine!) and she sat with me as I ate. During that time, a couple of things happened: someone came in, so did they a line up (Christine participated, Lin did not as she was not quite ready). After it was over, I saw Sandi Benks and asked her if got her lei. She turned to me, and with a sly look and grin on her face, and a wink in her eye, told me she got laid--twice. The other thing was I saw Cumisha, being helped by Kathryn Wolfe, wheeling her things over to LRN for her move there. They both saw me, and Cumisha hugged me and explained what was going on. We said goodbye then, and the ladies went off into the depths of LRN. Christine made an extra plate for me for my lunch (awww!) and with a bit of sadness for the both of us, we said our goodbyes. I then crossed the cul de sac to Sagebrush, found Imogen and we said our goodbyes as well. I then got into the SUV and drove off to Reno, as Carson City and the cul de sac grew smaller, and finally disappeared in my mirrors. I had some time, so I made a quick stop at the Barnes and Noble in Reno for a quick look. We're down to one Barnes and Noble here on Oahu, and it was quite small compared to the one in Reno. Then it was off to the Reno Costco to top off the SUV prior to turn in. Whomever did the planning for the Reno Costco, they were thinking! Put it right next to the airport, next to the on/off ramps to the freeway, and include a gas station? Genius! I topped off the tanks and went to the airport which was only about 5 minutes away. Ironically, I discovered the gas was cheaper back in Carson City. Here in Hawaii, Costco and Sam's Club have the cheapest gas. Turned in the rental, ate Christine's plate, checked in (and unlike Hawaii, this was in air conditioned comfort, ahhhh!) and breezed through the TSA line (just like back in Hawaii. And like back in Hawaii, the regular line was loooonnngggg). Marched off to the gate, and with time to kill, I decided to test out Cumisha's mom gambling theory again. And again, I found out it doesn't work for non family members, or at a location outside of the casino. So I gave the state of Nevada another, last deposit. It also made me wonder about something: if one wins a good size jackpot at the airport (not so big that you would gladly cancel your flight and reschedule to redeem your winnings, and not so small you would just disregard it and just board your flight), and your flight is about to board, what do you do? Do you chance redeeming it, and hope you can make arrangements to get home that day? Or do you get on your plane, and hope you can redeem long distance? Alas, I would never find that one out. Got to LAX in time, and the flight home was full. Like the flight out from Honolulu, we didn't follow the usual route out. Normally, you go straight west out of LAX, fly over the Channel Islands, and that's the last bit of land you see until Hawaii. No, we followed the coast heading north, almost getting to the Bay Area and San Francisco before we turned west. The flight was bumpy, not dangerous at all but enough to be irritating. I tried to get the Sagebrush livestream on my phone but the wireless on the plane proved to be temperamental there. I broke out my laptop but I saw I had two children sitting behind me, so I decided to nix it. But before I shut down, I did manage to see Bailey Paige with a lei on. I found out later that she was gifted her lei by Imogen and was totally overjoyed by it, giving me a shout out (I didn't hear it because I was shutting down the laptop. I saw everything later when I got home and fired up my desktop). Took some great pictures as day turned to evening. Then a few hours later, the most joyous sight of all--the lights of my home island, Oahu! Quickly took some pictures for Christine, and with a thud and a bump, I was back on my home soil. So my adventure to the ranches and the trifecta of fun came to an end. It was my first trip to Nevada, and my first trip to the ranches, but it was such a fun, fantastic experience. I met so many wonderful people, and I had so much pleasure and joy given to me by the three special ladies I had for my outdates. I hope that they also received pleasure and joy from me as well. And when you think about it, I experienced all three houses of the cul de sac, and everything they had to offer. I ran the gamut from one end with the young, lovely Christine Fowler to the experienced, mature adult performer Cumisha Amado, to the New Zealand's contribution, the Kiwi Kutie, Imogen Steele. They were all professional, courteous, humorous, flexible, and talented. They all brought their own special set of skills, abilities and experience to our outdates and parties. In some corners, some would complain of the prices vis a vis services being rendered. To that I say, to what I received, I got a bargain. That I also connected so well with these ladies, and in the case of Christine, especially well, only made things so much more easier, pleasant and increased the level of pleasure, was just an additional bonus. So now the final question is not if I return, but when? THE END
@DaniellaValenti and @KathrynWolfe, just a heads up to let you know the leis have been picked by Fed Ex from the vendor and they're on their way to you. Fed Ex tracking number 106256876407, estimated delivery date and time Tuesday, 9/24 by 10:30 a.m. PST. You'll both be receiving a white double orchid lei.
Oh my Goddess, you are a sweet man. @KathrynWolfe and I will have to do some topless lei appreciation photos! Thank you so much, I love flowers ⚘ Sent from my SM-A102U using Tapatalk
