Start throwing candy... that will inspire anyone!!! I keep using the Vulcan salute when in professional situations!
Go to every comic-con from here until your next meeting to get it out of your system. I flirt in awkward situations or when I get nervous.
Keep a 42oz bag of M&Ms with you. Whenever you feel a craving, break open the bag and scatter them everywhere. Then jump up an down on them while yelling "You can't control me anymore!" I feel like I've lost control!
Go to a barn and climb to the top level and look out at a full moon at night and howl Im addicted to masturbating Sent from my XT1609 using Tapatalk
Go to an airport and stand in line with the people whose flights have been delayed due to inclement weather. At night, I dream about going to a Smashburger and ordering a Triple Double, hold the lettuce, with a large SmashFries.
Go tell Farber to make it a double Farber size I have had nonstop dreams of @LanaWest @CherryLane @shelby-star Sent from my XT1609 using Tapatalk
Have an overnight with all of them so when you wake up from the dream you're not disappointed by reality! I can't stop eating spicy food!
Order a "Dance with El Diablo" pizza from Big G's pizza in Chicago. You'll never be able to finish it! I was hypnotized by a hypnotist, so whenever I hear the words "Work it" I have to do 20 pushups.
Easy go find a woman with her legs open and that will please her too Sent from my XT1609 using Tapatalk
My penis is just a monster. Scares women. Away . Afraid they might die Sent from my XT1609 using Tapatalk
Make a sock puppet for your penis. No one is afraid of sock puppets. I never want to eat my vegetables!
I recommend HOURS of one on one personal therapy sessions to investigate this issue!!! I swear and curse ALL the time!
Every time you curse, put $1 into the curse word jar. When the jar fills up, the proceeds go to the billionaire that you hate the most. We used to play pretend, give each other different names. We would build a rocket ship and then we'd fly it far away. We used to dream of outer space, but now they're laughing at our face, saying WAKE UP YOU NEED TO MAKE MONEY! Yeah!
Make a sex tape and call star balls deep in her.. I sometimes get a hard on at work and blue balls at the same time. And no place to get rid of it. cajunmanlove
Try to have a wank in the porta-potty... that hard on will be gone quick! None of my clothes fit me anymore!
And why is that cat dancing with the bunny? You're at a Furry dance party at the Bunny ranch. I was told when I get older all my fears would shrink. But now I'm insecure, and I care what people think.
Vibrating panties... the fun never stops! I can’t seem to get motivated... just want to hang around and daydream about sex...
Problem solved! Stay in bed with porn and the hitachi! It’s fine, the bills will go away if you ignore them. I am constantly distracted by all the breasts I see on a daily bases... can’t stop staring.
Handcuff yourself to a stripper pole and yell, I don't want to go home! I'm afraid the airline will mistake me for a dog and fly me to Japan.
