*PIPER RAE* ****THE BAD THERAPIST GAME*******

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  1. Sharky
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    Sharky Well-Known Member

    Go commando

    I have a crush on the barista at the place where I get my morning tea, is it me or the tea?
     
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  2. Switch to espresso, then you’ll know for sure!

    I started a new workout to prepare for bikini season, but I’m having a hard time sticking with it!
     
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  3. ChloeCakes
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    ChloeCakes Feeling Playful until Dec 17th! 3pm-3am daily

    Stick your spoon into a big tub of ice cream!!!


    Im out of lip color and I need to do my makeup!?!
     
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  4. Sharky
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    Sharky Well-Known Member

    2 words...
    magic marker

    Been using up my sick days to stay home and jerk off, I'm running out of sick days
     
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  5. ChloeCakes
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    ChloeCakes Feeling Playful until Dec 17th! 3pm-3am daily

    Gather up all your happy tissues and send a picture to your boss requesting more “sad tissue days”


    My pet beaver won’t quit gnawing at my furniture !! What to do?!
     
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  6. Sharky
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    Sharky Well-Known Member

    Get a pet rooster to keep an eye on it.
    ;););)
    (See what I did there?)


    My water isnt wet enough what do I do?
     
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  7. ChloeCakes
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    ChloeCakes Feeling Playful until Dec 17th! 3pm-3am daily

    Lmao love what ya did there!!



    I sometimes have that issue with my water. Have you tried adding lube ???
     
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  8. ChloeCakes
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    ChloeCakes Feeling Playful until Dec 17th! 3pm-3am daily

    I brought my pet to work today but now I can’t find him anywhere ???
     
  9. AjaMercury
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    AjaMercury Heavenly Mercury Incarnate

    Make a flyer: If Found, Finders Keepers. No Shot Records.

    I've been having trouble tanning.
     
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  10. ChloeCakes
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    ChloeCakes Feeling Playful until Dec 17th! 3pm-3am daily

    UV tanning is overrated and underwhelming, have you tried tanning at night by a bonfire?? Never fails!


    My friends birthday is coming up but I’m not sure what to get them as a gift! Suggestions ??
     
  11. Your presence at the birthday party is all the gift they could ever want!

    My dog keeps getting into the neighbor’s chicken coop! :)
     
  12. AjaMercury
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    AjaMercury Heavenly Mercury Incarnate

    Just lead bullion cubes right to the door of the coop....You know to deter him from the real chickens.
     
  13. AjaMercury
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    AjaMercury Heavenly Mercury Incarnate

    oops forgot the problem

    I always have trouble remembering to eat, what should I do?
     
  14. Natasha Star
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    Natasha Star Starlet of the Year! I put passion in compassion

    Stuff twinkies in your cheeks like a chipmunk. They never go bad because of all the preservatives. Just keep some stored there.

    I throw bananas at drivers that follow too close, how else should I channel my rage?
     
  15. AjaMercury
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    AjaMercury Heavenly Mercury Incarnate

    start punching brick walls, it really builds character.

    I'm always tired despite sleeping, what should I do?
     
  16. Natasha Star
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    Natasha Star Starlet of the Year! I put passion in compassion

    Sleep on the clock and ignore all responsibilities.

    I can't decide whether to buy 10 cats or 10 dogs, and my apartment wont let me keep them anyway. What should I do?
     
  17. Do it anyways, start a petting zoo

    I'm always eating junk food, what should I do
     
  18. Natasha Star
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    Natasha Star Starlet of the Year! I put passion in compassion

    Find someone who loves junk food as much as you do.

    I like driving too fast in other peoples cars...... What should I do?
     
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  19. ChloeCakes
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    ChloeCakes Feeling Playful until Dec 17th! 3pm-3am daily

    Challenge every single car you see on the 395 to a drag race!!


    I’m running out of panties and the washer is broke! What should I do?
     
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  20. Natasha Star
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    Natasha Star Starlet of the Year! I put passion in compassion

    Cut up curtains in a hotel room and make more.

    I like to steal beach balls when no one is looking, but I'm out of room to store more at home. What do I do?
     
  21. Start stealing golf balls instead takes up 95% less room


    I want to be a singer but my voice is terrible!


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  22. Lunch Buffett
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    Lunch Buffett Well-Known Member

    You're an expert with the harp guitar! Why do you need to sing?


    I'm a pirate. Everyone I talk to gets arrested and thrown in Federal prison! Why did the Federal government make it illegal to communicate with pirates?
     
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  23. KikiLover
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    KikiLover Middle Eastern Princess

    Because government is stupid. Pirates are fun!!


    I want to save money but I can’t stop spending
     
  24. Start investing in antique coins. Spend money to make money!

    I’m late for work, and can’t find my car keys! :)
     

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